On Sunday, I was invited for Elaine's open house.
I drove! Mainly because I was afraid my dad wouldn't be able to decipher Elaine's directions (pass Hao Rui's house and turn left etc). So, with my dad riding shotgun, off we went to Tropicana. The lunch was supposed to start at 11, so I thought I would be fashionably late and arrive at 11.45, like the Melbourne Uni brochure said I should do in Aussy. In the end, Barack Obama was giving a speech so we LEFT the house at 11.45.
You all know I'm a good driver right? Hem hem. Yeah, well, anyway, the whole ride was nice and smooth, except for one thing. In Tropicana itself, I was zooming along happily down the hill, when I came upon one part of the road which was totally shady. The reflection of light through the trees, and the patterns of the leaves were spotting the ground so heavily and so I didn't see the road bump until the last minute. I had to ram down on my brakes, and managed to slow the car down enough to get it over the bump with a slight screech.
My dad didn't even notice "=.=
Anyway, I was the second to arrive! When everyone started pouring in at around 12.45, we all sat down to eat.
The pig had eyelashes!
I actually, for once, think I look good in this picture...Cough.After the very nice and filling lunch (I forgot to take a picture of the bursting buffet table, because I was too focused on stuffing food down my throat - we decided we wouldn't leave the table until every morsel of food was gone), during which different relatives of Elaine's handed out ang pow, we headed up to Elaine's room.
After fiddling with Elaine's laptop (which was the one I wanted to get, but it was crazy expensive! Like RM8000 I think...but so nice! *sobs*), I was delegated the task of teaching Yar Sze how to Facebook and blog. Cause Christopher thinks people who blog are lame....
Me : Do you have a Gmail account?
YS : errr...no
Me : You need one to blog, so I'll create one for you la. I'll put your name k?
YS : ok ok!
Me : *eh! there is no "dianalimyarsze" available* Eh, YS, try log in....
YS : OMG!!! I HAVE A GMAIL ACCOUNT!
Me : YOU HAVE UNREAD MESSAGES FROM 2006?!
Those messages included birthday wishes and the like from family (and she thought they forgot!) and other "catching-up" emails. Sigh. Thing like this only happen to her!
Elaine :
Yar Sze in serious pain! :
Carolyn's was big enough, and she decided to prove it would cover her if she was naked. Future poster for Louis Vitton?
HAHAHAHAHA! What did you think you perverts?! Okay la, but got porn (this time I'm serious) if you read more..
Our group discussion : Carolyn gave such a fierce speech, no one dared contradict her!
Chris showed us this site called "dontdatehimgirl" (or something) which Yar Sze made him read in Cleo. It's a website where ex-girlfriends post up their boyfriends pictures and flame them. Because they have nothing else to do right? Don't need to move on?
ELAIN HAS A GIANT POOH! (My favourite childhood cartoon character other than Bugs Bunny)
Then, Carolyn and Yar Sze and Christopher decided to model handbags. They grabbed Elaine's one too.
Elaine's is also LV, but I just noticed it's a different one from last time! Last time was white right? SEE! I'm so attentive!
In addition to her Iphone, Elaine also got a new Sony Ericsson. I usually don't like SE, but this one was pretty cool.
The view from Elaine's room :
Okay, now for the porn. Out of the many in the room, about 6 of us went searching for Cecilia Cheung/Edison Chen photos. I was an innocent bystander!
The general reaction was "small"...get it?
Anyway, at 5 I had to leave for church, so that was that :) Thanks for the invite and the yummy filling food Elaine!
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